christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
I miss the old me.
Alrighty, Since I’m procrastinating on finishing my presentation *~*~*
1. I’m pretty much atheist, maybe agnostic. I just don’t think about religion that much, and I never did. I don’t usually tell people this because some take my honesty as a direct personal insult.
2. I am pansexual. It kind of amazes me how quiet I keep about it, but for a while growing up I suppressed this notion on the outside and in my thoughts.
3. Haha, actually this whole pansexual thing manifests in my character’s relations a lot, and I’ve come to realize that’s a big reason why I’m so hesitant to share anything about them. More IRL people have followed me and even though this is a pretty accepting enough website, I hate the thought that many people will think gay first, individual characters second. It saddens me that displaying anything besides cis man + woman relationships in professional work wouldn’t be taken seriously.
4. I don’t have one favorite color because green and orange blocks side by side looks gross but green leaves turning orange looks beautiful.
5. I’m not a fan of horror movies unless it’s really, really good
The always amazing Marie Killen continues to blow my mind <3
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
So I just found out that there is an annual event in Australia where people dress up ducks in fancy clothes, called the Pied Piper Duck Show.
It’s a serious event, apparently.
Oh goodness, Australia. Well done.
WELL DONE AUSTRALIA. WELL DONE.
In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that
backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water
and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
(Note: Source Links in the Years)
- 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
- 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
- 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
- 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
- 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
- 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
- 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
- 2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
- 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
- 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
great. 2,000+ years into the future and still no Sherlock series 4